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ArsenaL's picture

Mane and Tail Shampoo - that is the name of the shampoo. On its cover is a horse (or 2 horses) running. In its commercial, they alternate clips of horses running in slow motion and a model showing off her hair, also in slow motion.

I have difficulty comprehending the marketing strategy of the product. Why would a woman want to compare her hair to that of a horse's? A horse's mane does flow elegantly when it runs, but it doesn't merit such comparison. I'll be surprised if I tell a woman that she has hair as beautiful a horse's, and she takes it as a complement. The idea of matching a shampoo with a horse is preposterous.

A horse is a big and strong animal with long, flowing hair. I can't see how it can relate to a woman. The only person I can think of that matches the total package of Mane and Tail is - Fabio.

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catinamosh's picture

Hmm...

It probably depends on which set of hair you compare to. The mane would be fine... The tail would merit you some ass kickin'

joyfulchicken's picture

Somewhere in a bar

Guy: I bet you use that horse shampoo.
Girl: Why? Because I have long and beautiful hair?
Guy: No... because you have a long and horsey face, hehehe.
Girl: *slap*

catinamosh's picture

That would be ok

If the girl is a horse...

joyfulchicken's picture

Has anyone here

actually tried that shampoo?

catinamosh's picture

Not me

Can't say that I've tried it. And it hasn't crossed my mind. That's how weird people are getting.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I wonder what it tastes like. Hmm.

catinamosh's picture

Darn!

I'll treat you to dinner for a month if you drink that stuff :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Make that two months

and I'll think about it.

catinamosh's picture

Hmmm...

Two months for 1 full glass of mane and tail and you're on!

ArsenaL's picture

I'll throw in a new bottle

I'll throw in a new bottle of mane n' tail to replace the one you will have drank. Hehe =)

joyfulchicken's picture

You cheap bastard

Why don't you throw in some serious cash and I'll think about it.

catinamosh's picture

Hahaha!

Was this directed at me? :P

1 shot of Main and Tail for 2 months dinner! That'd cost me more than your medical bills! Heh!

joyfulchicken's picture

That was directed at ArsenaL

All the cheap bastard can offer for a life-threatening stunt is a bottle of shampoo, tsk.

catinamosh's picture

Well...

You could ask for a bucket of KFC covered with Mane and Tail shampoo. Yum yum!

philos's picture

Mane and Tail or...

Durian?

Ummm..it was probably shown

Ummm..it was probably shown because it can be used for both because something in the shampoo is for human hair.

It also helps human hair to grow faster and to be stronger, softer, and healthier.

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