Home base!

I had the weirdest dream I've had in a long time when I took a nap earlier this afternoon.

In this dream, I was sitting in front of the PC when I saw a little green alien jumped in through the window. Before I could react, the creature shouted "Home base!" and began peeing in a corner.

He was soon joined by a mob of his little green friends. All of them seemed to have the same bladder control problem and utter disregard for civilized behavior. They peed on my keyboard. They peed on my pizza. They peed all over the floor while shouting "Home base!" nonstop.

Soon, the room started turning radioactive green from all the alien pee. I figured that they were marking their territory with urine the way some animals do. Of course, I wasn't particularly pleased that they were claiming my room as their "home base", but there was nothing I can do--telling them to "piss off" probably wouldn't do any good. So I ran outside.

Oops, I shouldn't have. All the city streets were crowded with little green aliens jumping around and peeing everywhere. And all of them were saying, "Home base! Home base! Home base!" Holy crap! It's an alien invasion! Could this be the Apocalypse as foretold in the Book of Urination? God help us!

I woke up with the high-pitched chants of "Home base! Home base!" still ringing in my head.

Note to self: don't drink too much water before taking a nap next time.