High times in the Mile High City!

There's bigger news than Scooter's indictment or Miers' withdrawal! Denver residents vote for legalization of marijuana! Common sense does exist! 54 percent of Denver residents voted for marijuana! Obviously there are a lot of potheads living there.

According to Mason Tvert, campaign organizer of SAFER (Safer Alternatives For Enjoyable Recreation), marijuana is less harmful to the user or society than alcohol. Majority of car accidents, domestic and street violence and crime are done by drunk people. Legalizing marijuana will reduce alcohol use and in effect, reduce these violent behavior. Tvert then added, "Everybody would be chillin'! Steady man!" How could you argue with that kind of reasoning? Heh!

In related news, Carmelo Anthony is irate about this new development. If you guys remember, he was busted for possession of an ounce of marijuana in his backpack a year ago. The new development in Denver would allow possession of an ounce or less. In a Chicken Mafia interview, Melo said, "Damn! If only I had that marijuana now instead of a year ago... I wouldn't have to make up a story of an imaginary friend putting the stash in my bag! Stupid! Tsk tsk tsk!" The Nuggets are wishing this doesn't affect his game versus LA later.

In other news, the Mercedez Mclaren Formula 1 team will be dropping new sponsor Johnnie Walker. Their team principal sent this message to our Chicken Mafia headquarters:

We recognize that we're promoting dangerous habits by having a liquor company as a sponsor. We at Mclaren do not and will not condone drunk driving. Because of this we are dropping Johnnie Walker and getting Happy Shrub as our new sponsor. Happy Shrub is a new company based in Denver who's selling ounce packets of marijuana. Our new slogan would be Don't drink and drive... Dope and drive!