Hannibal Lecter is now a vegetarian!
Mark Nuckols, a Tuck School of Business student, came up with Hufu, a type of tofu that tastes like human flesh. That's right! Human flesh! And don't think I'm making this up. I couldn't even think this up. This is too good. This is a clear sign that there's something desperately wrong with society.
When was the last time you said to yourself, "Hmmm... I'm craving for human stew but there's no human meat in the market. Damn!" Now, you can have all the human stew you want! Hufu is here! Cannibals have a vegetarian alternative! And to those who are watching their weight, no need to worry! It contains zero fat and only 100 calories per serving. Initially, only the juicy parts are available, which are upper arms, thighs and buttocks. Mmmm... There's nothing like human butt-cheeks for dinner!
If you're wondering what human flesh tastes like, don't worry. Nuckols got you covered. According to him, he did a lot of research and came up with this: "It tastes like beef but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter in taste." Contrary to popular belief, everything does not taste like chicken.
Now this is why I don't eat tofu. I don't trust that fucking thing. My friends say tofu can taste like anything. Now I believe them.
Unbelievable
What a delightful concept. I want to try some!
Is this for real? Or is it just an elaborate hoax? Can someone please go find out?
It's real!
But I don't think it will be available here in the country... ever! Maybe you could look for it there in Japan :P
In Japan,
they probably have human flesh sashimi... hmm.
Believable
This is actually possible. Vegatarians have veggie-meat which mimics beef, chicken, fish, duck, and pork meat. It wouldn't be that hard to come up with human veggie-meat. I actually like veggie-meat =9
Veggie meat is nothing more than
culinary pornography.
What
The hell is a "Vegatarian"?
Vegatarian
Looks like philos' spelling curse may have rubbed off on me.
Vegatarian
n. A vegetarian who wants to become a vegan.
Haha!
vegatarians make no sense.
The police must arrest that fella. It's super obvious that he must have killed someone and ate their flesh to know how it tastes like.
Or he could just sell plain tofu
and claim that it's what human flesh tastes like. No one except Hannibal Lecter would ever know.
Everybody else
must be sheeps to think it tastes like human flesh.
Well, can't blame them
How can you check anyway? :-D
Tofu
Isn't even a veggie for crying out loud! Stop this hypocrisy!
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