G.I. Who?
The G.I. Joe Movie is coming out next year, and as a fan of the old TV series, I'm very excited. But I'm not sure I like some of the casting choices. If were in charge, the cast would look something like this:
(in alphabetical order)
Barbecue
Casting Darth Vader would really be a coup de force for the 80s.
Bazooka
It's a toss-up between Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.
Destro
A slam dunk. They even have the same build.
Dr. Mindbender
The Monopoly guy just has to practice looking a bit nastier.
Duke
They can use the movie as a springboard for a MacGyver movie.
Monkeywrench
Kenny Rogers just has to grow his beard back more then it's a cinch.
Quick Kick
I don't know the big kung fu guy's name, but the casting staff can ask Van Damme (if they can find him).
Roadblock
I think I’m getting the hang of this.
Serpentor
If you've ever played Rockman 3, you'll agree with this.
Sgt. Slaughter
I'm not sure who copied whom.
Shipwreck
Second guy from the left. In the Navy....
Spirit
I'm not racist. I just go with similar looks. =)
Xamot
Sorry, couldn't Photoshop Sharon from the picture.
Yikes~~
At first I could not recognize the last picture...I was thinking of some jologs love team.
I think i'm jologs
coz that's the guy that came into mind
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! FTW!11
I had a laugh too
but the laughter subsided after proofreading it for around the 9th to 10th time.
I think I love you
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I love you.
Thanks
for loving me... I love u too? your welcome? =)
You had me at Mr Clean
You had me at Mr Clean
yes
mr clean was the first character i thought of... coz he's bald =)
What can I say?
Dead on! Though I was hoping there'd be GI Janes in the film too.
There are G.I. Janes?
I obviously know nothing about the franchise.
It has to be sex and violence my friend
And while they aren't exactly referred to as GI Janes, yes, there are female commandos in GI Joe, the most notable of which is Scarlett. Since Arsenal forgot his occasional postings of scantily clad ladies, I've taken the liberty of introducing you to the one who'll be playing Scarlett in GI Joe next year.
Ooh, dirty girl :-D
Rachel Nichols was great on The Inside, a very underrated TV show.
It gets better
She's supposed to be a hand to hand combat instructor.
Awesome blog!
Do you have a twitter? Cos fowls are supposed to tweet or something.
And please write more kthnx.
I resent the stereotype
that fowls are supposed to tweet.
But yeah, I did succumb to peer pressure and got a Twitter account this week. Haven't posted anything yet though :-D
may i represent?
after all, i am demonchicken!
How come
you don't use the demonchicken account anymore? Too lazy to log in huh :-P
...
says who? =P
Ah, yes,
the evil penguin, or as I call it, antarctic chicken.
Heh
Good job. You need to do more of these.
By the way, I can't tell the difference between Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck. Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room?
My office productivity dipped a bit
during one afternoon when I was composing that blog, hehe =); but i'm glad people find it funny.
Your....
...Quick Kick entry would pass for a "Spot the Difference" game! and the only difference is the red belt=sash. hehe. I'd take Borat for Bazooka - that is if he would wear that same helmet too!....So that is Destro's secret....he uses Mr.Clean to keep his skin shiny and bright! ...and the kalamansi scent is a big bonus. :))
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Borat
sounds good. Maybe I could've use him had I seen the movie.
LOLOLOLOLz
I love the monopoly dude, and Gabby Concepcion FTW!
So ArsenaL isn't
the only Gabby Concepcion fan around here? Heh.
I got curious
what ftw stands for. I could only remember using asl a decade. Hmmm... so FTW!
FTW =
for the win. You could have Googled it :-P
Gabby is so freakin' perfect
Gabby is so freakin' perfect LMAO
Another fan?
Oh noes.
Thanks for the
Thanks for the comment...
I'm a Sharon fan! Great post btw, funny!
Happy Mother's Day if you are a mother. Not sure if u are a woman or men..lol
Hmm
Philos, are you a man or a woman? :-P
Hehe...
It's a well known fact that only men tend to chicken out. That is why it takes women to be mothers. I hope that answers your question :p
Happy Mother's Day to all mothers out there!
Van Damme's Arch Nemesis in Blood Sports
The name is Bolo Yuen the bad guy in Blood Sports
Sorry misspelled it should
Sorry misspelled it should beBolo Yeung
Haha
We have a trivia expert in the house. Take that, ArsenaL.
Tom Selleck
Definitely.
Although I don't know him.
Really?
Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds look exactly the same to me. I can't tell them apart.
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