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joyfulchicken's picture

I'll tell you what I want for Christmas.


I want a Clocky! The thing looks quite annoying, but I sure could use some help trying to wake up early in the morning. OK, late morning. OK, OK! Early afternoon! Sheesh! What's your problem? Leave me alone! I need my 8 hours!

And Clocky better be shockproof, because the little bastard will be flying against the wall as soon as I catch it.... I hope it comes with a parachute. No, I don't think Clocky would be something that I can "laugh at"--I'm just not that cheerful in the morning. But yes, I want one anyway.

Christmas is just 323 days away. I can't wait.

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It's something she laughs at??

What, is she a little off up in the head?

Hey have you seen one of those forwarded mails about alarm clocks? There was one which is hung from the ceiling and you have to stop it before it starts climbing up. And there was another which is like a puzzle. You have to place all the pieces back to stop the annoying beep. Those are nice. This brown furry thing just looks clumsy. You can actually open that thing and look at the insides. It's...so DIY

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm! Climbing alarm clocks? Puzzle alarm clocks?

Tell me more. Where can I get one of those?

Just a few days ago, I showed up for an 8:30 AM meeting at 10. I need help, heh.

Here

I googled it and found a few sites. They have the price listed down as well.
http://www.uberreview.com/2006/03/top-ten-most-annoying-alarm-clocks.htm...

joyfulchicken's picture

Thanks

I like Nooby :-D

Interestingly, Clocky is #1 on this particular list.

Man i so wanna try that

Man i so wanna try that grenade alarm thing. i would laugh my ass off ahahahhaha

joyfulchicken's picture

You mean the one that requires another person to throw it?

It doesn't quite make sense. If you have a wide-awake person who's willing to throw a grenade at you at a specific time, you might as well ask that person to throw a bucket of water on your head.

carnifex's picture

Sure, what's not to laugh at?

...especially when you see that bloody furry ball of shit blown into pieces. Makes for some jolly good day, at least in my book. Nothing like a good ol' destruction to cheer you up in the morning.

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com

joyfulchicken's picture

That would be fun

only if the thing doesn't cost $50 :-P

carnifex's picture

Even better!

You can try to glue the alarm clock back into working shape in the evening if you have a hard time getting asleep!

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com

joyfulchicken's picture

Frankenstein Clocky

What a scary concept. Maybe it will kill me in my sleep.

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