Geography of Sexes..

Woman's Sexual Geography

Between 18 & 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered and half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 & 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 & 35 she is like India, very hot relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 & 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 & 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 & 60 she is like Russia, very wild and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 & 70 a woman is like Mangolia, with glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan, most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Man's Sexual Geography

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.