Free Two* 15 piece bucket meals for Easter
Wow! This site is still alive. And there are a lot of posts! That alone is a reason to celebrate Easter. Forget the Easter bunny. Bunnies don't have eggs. They may have nuts, but that doesn't count. Have you ever heard of an Easter nut hunt? Chickens, on the other hand, have eggs. So ChickenMafia should be the official Easter crap site! That didn't make sense now, did it? Well... Fuck you, get off my case! Jesus didn't rise from the dead by hatching from an egg. So "Easter eggs" doesn't fucking make sense too, does it?
Anywho, one way to celebrate Easter is to apply for a credit card. Yes, you read that right. Apply for an HSBC card! Because they have this promo:
Woohoo! Free bucket meal! That's sooo exciting! Makes me want to apply for a new credit card! My head hurts....
They obviously ran out of ideas. Free KFC bucket meals? C'mon! They can do better than that! They're a fucking bank for crying out loud! Give me a free toaster oven, blender, something! But not a fucking bucket meal! Ok, 2 bucket meals. But you have to spend 500 pesos first before they give it to you. That's lame!
What would they think of next? Free Cokes? And you'd have to bring your own cup to get it. Dammit! This long weekend isn't doing me any good....
Holy crap!
Catinamosh is back! He rose from the dead! It's an Easter miracle! Maybe there's a God after all.
What's happening to HSBC? Weren't they offering free flat-screen TVs last year? That has to be the most drastic budget cut ever.
Crap is right
Chicken is crap right?
Yeah!
I hate the stupid easter bunny and the freaking easter egg... Why it's even crappier than chickenmafia!
This promo
has infiltrated my workplace. They're giving away free 1-piece chicken meals for every completed application form!
Shouldn't the PETA do something against HSBC?
1 piece chicken meal?
Not even a bucket? How is that supposed to entice anyone? Cheap bastards!
You get the 2 buckets
by accumulating 500 pesos worth of KFC receipts which you can just probably pick up from tables.
I'll get a credit card from them if the agent can finish the 30 pieces of chicken in one sitting! Good idea, I'll bring that up later during their presentation.
30 pieces of chicken in one sitting?
Hmm, that sounds like a good idea.
Remember to take pictures.
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