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Employee demotivation

joyfulchicken's picture

I know that managers generally aren't the brightest creatures, but for heaven's sake, if you're going to put up a giant "employee of the month" board, shouldn't you at least consider using it?

Employee of the month
All our employees are worthless pieces of poop--all year round!

That picture was taken in my favorite cheap-ass computer store. The employees there seem to be friendly, and I don't think they spit on the stuff I buy, so I'm not sure what the problem is. Hey management, are they simply not good enough for you? What would it take to win the precious Employee of the Month trophy? Wait, is there even a trophy?

Nice job motivating your employees, heh.

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a motivator, indeed

maybe you can ask the employees their criteria for having their faces on it.. for all you know, they must have really high standards. hihi

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes,

because being a clerk in a retail store requires high standards :-D

Now I'm just being mean.

ArsenaL's picture

that's mean

i am very disappointed with you JC. hehe

I agree!!!

They must have very, very high standards. JC, you are assuming immediately~~ :P Hehehehe~~

joyfulchicken's picture

Well,

maybe I have very high standards too :-P

Heh!

I kinda agree with joyfulchicken. I just love being mean. And I'm all for management dictatorship!

Cool looking board though. Maybe the manager doesn't want to get it all dirty and what not. I can certainly understand that. LoL!

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Maybe the janitor was the employee of the month, and he wiped the board down? :-D

philos's picture

Or maybe

The manager's pissed no one's voted for him yet... kept declaring a failure of election.

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

That can be a plot line for an episode of The Office.

Best. Pic. Ever.

Best. Pic. Ever.

joyfulchicken's picture

I wouldn't go that far,

but I guess I can nominate it for pic of the month.

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