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Easy solution to the rice crisis

joyfulchicken's picture

Okay, not really.

I've been planning to write a serious essay about the rice crisis for the Philippines Issues Writing Project, but I'm procrastinating as usual. So for now, I'll show you this and call it a blog entry.

 SAVE RICE. EAT SPAGHETTI.
Save rice. Eat spaghetti.

That's nonsense of course. But I guess it's a fairly clever ad. And because I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Old Spaghetti House is one of my favorite restaurants--they have all the right stuff to make my tummy happy and turn my poop black.

Oh no, I'm getting hungry now.

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Very clever of TOSH, indeed.

Very clever of TOSH, indeed. I want pasta now =(

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

Must... have... pasta.

That is just appalling

I'm eating kamote instead. These upper-class dorks, did they seriously think they're resolving the crisis by pushing "alternatives" more expensive than rice? jeez

joyfulchicken's picture

But spaghetti

is much tastier than rice. That has got to count for something, right?

carnifex's picture

Spaghetti good

Mmmmmmm
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joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

Rice sucks.

philos's picture

That's an unfair comparison

Pasta isn't much tastier than rice, they're probably on an equal footing as far as taste is concerned. Now a few drops of soy sauce, maybe a pinch of salt or a spoonful of Star Margarine would do wonders for rice, not so for pasta.

Rice toppings are arguably better than spaghetti, of course that depends mainly on your preference.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

"Now a few drops of soy sauce, maybe a pinch of salt or a spoonful of Star Margarine would do wonders for rice, not so for pasta."

How the hell would you know? Have you ever tried soy sauce and margarine pasta?

philos's picture

I waive my right to respond

On grounds that I might incriminate myself. :p

Arbet Loggins Chicken House's picture

I thought

this was an attempt to transform Chicken Mafia into a food blog. =P

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joyfulchicken's picture

What?

You're a food blogger now? Tired of politics? :-P

Arbet Loggins Chicken House's picture

No

I just love food.

Like putting leftover spaghetti sauce over rice. Yum.

Or spaghetti sauce over fried chicken. Instant afritada!

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joyfulchicken's picture

Spaghetti sauce

over fried chicken? Hmm. Have to try that sometime.

carnifex's picture

Where do you get

that much leftover spaghetti sauce? o_O
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joyfulchicken's picture

Since the pasta and the sauce

are cooked separately, is it so implausible that there would be more of one than the other?

carnifex's picture

He just made an impression...

that he has enough of extra pasta sauce to cover any kind of food he has at any time of the day, week, month and year :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

That sounds wonderful

I wish the whole world is covered in spaghetti sauce.

philos's picture

Or chocolate

Boy I'd love that.

joyfulchicken's picture

A world covered in chocolate?

That would look like God had diarrhea.

carnifex's picture

Depending on pasta sauce, of course,

but not actually much of a difference, eh? :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Carbonara sauce

could actually look quite disgusting if you think about it.

carnifex's picture

The one that'd look as if

God just blew his load all over the place?
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joyfulchicken's picture

If that happens,

the world is fucked... literally.

philos's picture

Wow

This sure is a disgusting talk.

carnifex's picture

We haven't specified it's the Christian God

yet. Calm down :-)
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BOOM!

Good one XD

philos's picture

Yeah

Like that makes it less disgusting.

Pasta is much more expensive than rice

pasta is wheat-based. wheat price increase (78% vs May 08 vs May 07) is not as high as the increase of global rice price (163%)but then, pasta is still more expensive since it's process is more complicated than rice.

but i still love pasta be it Jollibee, Yellow Cab, Figaro or TOSH. :D

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I've never tried Figaro's pasta. I bet it's good but expensive :-|

chinesemafia's picture

KFC's

Spaghetti wasn't so bad during our college days. The KFC here doesn't have rice nor spaghetti! and no gravy either!

joyfulchicken's picture

KFC with no gravy?

That's so sad.

philos's picture

KFC from Hell?

And one of my favorite fast food spaghetti happens to be from KFc

Lolz!

Save rice, Eat Spaghetti?! that actually makes sense...

joyfulchicken's picture

Makes sense?

I guess that makes you one of those upper-class dorks that Jeff was talking about :-P

Clever line by the Old

Clever line by the Old Spaghetti House. Haha. Will spaghetti make me fatter (well, if I make it a rice substitute). What a dumb question.

Okay, I'm hungry now!

joyfulchicken's picture

I'm hungry too

Snack time!

Yehey!

Finally a reason to visit Italliani's! My favey!

Pasta is my soulmate! LoL!

How about potatoes as a substitute? Mashed potatoes! One of my favorite side dishes.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes yes,

potatoes (and sweet potatoes) should be good substitutes for rice. They're tastier and more nutritious too.

neko-chan's picture

Argh!!! Stop talking about food!

Food is so expensive here! I think I'll be an equivalent of an African child by the end of June.

Speaking of spaghetti...my cuz said she wants to make one...but she didn't! How can she find the time!? Oh poor me!!!!

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I think we should ban all food talk after 9 PM :-D

neko-chan's picture

Good Good

Oh btw, it's after 9 but can I just say this? Oishi Sponge Crunch is superb!

joyfulchicken's picture

You broke the rule!

Tsk :-P

carnifex's picture

9 PM

Of which time zone? :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

God, I hate time zones

Why can't everyone just follow our time?

neko-chan's picture

Yea yea

our time :)

Oh no!! You made me hungry!!

But im a Kanin-bal!!! Although, I love pasta too. Hmmm..spaghetti and rice? Yes? No, wait, eewww.

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha

Kanin-bal :-D

Haha. Yeah. Saw this on

Haha. Yeah. Saw this on Katipunan, too. ^_^

joyfulchicken's picture

Those Pastafarians...

they're everywhere!

My sister

hated this ad. She did have a point though. How can the poor afford buying spaghetti? The cheapest spaghetti in the supermarket is at least 10 pesos more expensive than a kilo of rice. Plus the fact that you have to buy spaghetti sauce.

I think, we should save rice by eating less rice. Is it just Pinoys or are most Asians so in love with rice that they could finish 2 cups in one seating? One-half cup of rice is one serving of rice.

Sorry, my sister's a med student. She was the one who told me about the one-half cup is to 1 serving

joyfulchicken's picture

1/2 cup is 1 serving?

No problem. We'll just need to have a few more servings :-P

philos's picture

Sure

You'd be surprise at what other stuff are considered already one serving, like a slice of bread, half a bagel and half a cup of cooked cereal or pasta, but we are advised to eat 6 to 11 servings of those in a day anyway.

joyfulchicken's picture

How many servings

of useless trivia do you eat in a day?

Trivia...

is fun. You should try it, hahaha...

joyfulchicken's picture

Do you know that

40% of employee sick days are taken on Mondays and Fridays?

Yay! Trivia is fun!

food poisoning

ahm, im not so sure but there were rumors of food poisoning in the old spag house near UST...

owell, just want to share... no intention to ruin a reputation... hehehe

joyfulchicken's picture

Given this country's

lack of food safety standards, you're risking food poisoning every time you eat out :-D

eye catching

the slogan is really eye catching

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes it is

Much better than their original "we're not responsible for any cases of food poisoning" slogan.

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