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A double treat for spelling Nazis

joyfulchicken's picture

WARNING: This post is for spelling Nazis only. If you're not one, stop reading now. You wouldn't get it. Even if you do get it, you wouldn't find it funny. So buzz off.

Mmm, gelato....

Mango Jubillee, Pistacchio
Ha! They spelled "manggo" wrong!

In fairness, "jubilee" and "pistachio" aren't exactly the easiest words to spell, which is why this post is for spelling Nazis only. Normal people would just enjoy the gelato without bitching about minor misspellings on the labels.

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Why Nazis??

I don't get it. Your joke's too hard. And jokes aren't supposed to be hard. :(

philos's picture

Because Nazi's perpetuated

The idea of the superior Aryan race. Tall, blond, perfectly proportioned and intelligent. There's no room for imperfection.

I bet sometime ago this actually happened--Hitler making fun of Mussolini's gelato hehe... :p

joyfulchicken's picture

What Philos said, plus...

didn't I tell you to stop reading? :-P

Boo

You and Philos think alike.

philos's picture

No we don't. Ever hear me say "poop"?

carnifex's picture

In the post

right above this one you're staring at right now?
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

OC

dati OC ako sa spelling. buti ngayon i'm cured.

joyfulchicken's picture

But

there's no cure for spelling obsession! You were never a true spelling Nazi :-(

gift for philos

have something for you on my blog.

i was true

it's just that i find my OC embarassing, like i'd burst misspellings on announcements or posters and i just can't seem to be at peace always because of it so i tried my best-est to control it.

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh look!

You misspelled "embarrassing"! Peace :-P

LOL!

as i've come to guess you are the truest spelling nazi ever!

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes I am

Bow to me.

me thinks

english is too complicated.. every one should learn tagalog.

carnifex's picture

ORLY

For some reason Tagalog doesn't seem simple at all for me.

Everyone learn Esperanto!
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

joyfulchicken's picture

He's right you know

Tagalog is a much simpler language than English. Also, Esperanto sounds gay.

carnifex's picture

Don't provoke me into learning Tagalog

Because I will understand what you are saying behind my back :-/
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

joyfulchicken's picture

Every time we speak

in Tagalog, we're saying horrible things about you :-P

philos's picture

Carnifex

Kung maiintindihan mo sana itong sinasabi ko, malalaman mong walang katuturan itong sinasabi ko.

carnifex's picture

Waaaaaaaaaaaagh

* runs around screaming and panicking *
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.

what

what is esparanto?

joyfulchicken's picture

I expect

a Wikipedia link from Carnifex anytime now.

neko-chan's picture

Ha Ha spelling nazi

Should I point a finger at you and laugh?
I don't really know what I'm saying now.
Pistachio! Yummy.

joyfulchicken's picture

How dare you

laugh at Nazis? No pistachio for you!

?

Was the Gelatto good? I always order Choccolate Chipps with Mint whenever I see a Gelatto stand.

joyfulchicken's picture

Amici's

has great gelato. Go try it sometime :-)

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