Creative astrology
Saw this job ad for an astrology writer on Craigslist. Do you see anything wrong with it?
What? "Excellent creative writing skills are more important than knowledge of astrology"? Hahaha! Did this guy just unwittingly admit that his brand of astrology is pure bullshit? Oh well, at least he's honest.
Wait...
No chickens in the comic???
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Yup :-P
The chickens are on vacation.
Looks like someone just did
Looks like someone just did an update ;P
No chicken in the comic, I noticed too. I have a feeling you're not gay. Because the woman of a gay's dreams would be Cher, not Barbra Streisand. Pwhihihihi.
Oh right, Cher :-(
But isn't Streisand a gay icon too? Gay people are so confusing.
why cher?
although she does look like a tranny... i thought gay icon would be like boy george or george michael or elton john....?
Too many choices
Why can't they just pick one? Tsk.
everyone's looking for the chicken..
the employer's smart though. i'd prefer having someone who tells people what they wanna hear than someone who tells real predictions.
That's true
Lying to people is a great way to make money >:)
Amen.
Amen.
No chickens
I almost thought it was a comic strip you grabbed from the web :P
I like the crystal ball with a star :)
The crystal ball with a star...
you know what it reminds me of? Um, you know how some magazines and newspapers censor nipples with stars? Heh....
Haha!
Somehow hearing you say that, I see old superhero comics in my head.
Hmm
I guess it looks like a Dragon Ball too.
Really?
I don't watch Dragon Ball so I wouldn't know. You got me started on anime. I was trying to stop myself from saying it looks like the akuma stars from D Grayman.
Akuma what from what?
Yay, I know nothing about anime :-D
hahaha
i actually had a part-time job like this a few months back. only mine was worse. it was love horoscopes. i had to constantly use words like honeybunch and sweetiepie. hahah makes me cringe just thinking about it.
Haha!
Why do you need to use those words? You only use them with your other half, no?
Hmm, maybe
he had to pretend to be the readers' honeybunch :-D What a horrible job.
Eeeeack
Horrible indeed. Hmm...honeybunch...honeybunches of oats...no wonder the word makes me hungry.
Ah-ha!
Interesting job~~~
:P
Yeah
Writing crap and getting paid for it = nice.
You should apply,
but you'd probably write depressing stuff. Suicide rates will skyrocket.
"I see you're still trying to convince yourself that she loves you. You poor naive thing. Do you know where she is now?"
I think JC is better than that
He'd write something along the lines of "You will send all your money and food to me today without any hesitation or questions asked."
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Both of you may be right
I can say something like, "your life is hopeless, so you might as well give me all your money and kill yourself."
chickenmafia.com rocks
yo
I do not agree with what you wrote really....
please explain in detail a bit more for me :d
thank you
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