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Contest: win a Wii...

joyfulchicken's picture

... party package for five from Red Box! What, you think we can afford to give out a shiny new Nintendo Wii? Of course not. But seriously, an evening spent at Red Box playing the Wii with four of your friends is almost as good as owning a Wii, except for the part where you have to wake up the next morning Wii-less and feeling empty inside.

We'll get to the contest mechanics soon, but first, let me tell you how much I love the Wii. I've only tried it out a few times (at the Red Box Wii Night and at Philos's brother's "bachelor party"--in quotes because a bachelor party without a stripper isn't a real bachelor party), but I already love it to bits. It's the most innovative gaming console ever, and the Wiimote makes everything feels more fun. Plus I kick ass at Wii Tennis. Well, maybe not, but at least I kicked Philos's ass.

Red Box has been around for quite a while as a karaoke place, which means that I never gave much of a crap about it. But now, the Wii is available in their rooms for just an additional 99 pesos per head. Now I'm considering throwing a Wii party at Red Box for my next birthday.

You can throw your own Wii party too if you win our contest (sponsored by Red Box and GeiserMaclang). All you have to do is leave a comment telling us which Wii game character you are and why before November 15, 2008. Be sure to include your real email address with your comment so that we can contact you later. The funniest commenter wins a Wii party package for five people.

This contest is open to anyone who has four friends and can get to Red Box (branches in Greenbelt and Trinoma). Just like our last contest, members of the Chicken Mafia blog team along with their family members and girlfriends and pets can't win... sorry, Chewie (that's Lizzy's new puppy).

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chinesemafia's picture

When will the blog team get to win?

I want a Wii! Boxing is the best!

Bowling is also fun but I'm too good at it. So I don't think it's realistic coz I actually won an award for worst bowler in real life.

joyfulchicken's picture

Really?

I found bowling moderately difficult. Couldn't keep the ball from curving.

chinesemafia's picture

Hmmm.. could be due to

all those years of self love you've been doing.

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Very funny :-P

neko-chan's picture

Anoher hint

So smart me : )

CM is serious now? I thought it was a joke but more and more contests are coming? How did you get involved in all this?

@Chinesemafia: Nobody knows who you are, really. Put in a different name and viola you've cut ties with CM.

joyfulchicken's picture

Serious?

Ah, yes. We've always been a serious site. Yay!

Wii Character

I’m Jigglypuff from Super Smash Brothers. I’m cute and pink, and like Jigglypuff my singing puts people to sleep. If I win a Wii party at Red Box I can brush up on my singing and play the Wii at the same time, hitting two birds with one stone… hahaha! That is if I don’t put everyone to sleep first…

joyfulchicken's picture

Yay!

Finally, an entry. I was getting really worried that we wouldn't get any.

Who am I?

I really do think I’m Samus Aran of Super Metroid.

Like Samus, I’m a fighter. I don’t let the fact that I’m female stand in the way of what I set to do because I believe I can do anything. Underneath Samus’ hard metal suit is a strong and determined woman just like me… plus I can kick ass since I’m a Krav Maga practitioner… :p

joyfulchicken's picture

Krav Maga

sounds like some kind of dessert. Mmm, I think I'm hungry.

Les Kitty's picture

Here's my contest entry

Easy: I'd be Hello Kitty. I'm sure she's a character at some Wii game.

Now do I win?

Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.

joyfulchicken's picture

Um

You forgot the why :-P

And is Hello Kitty really in a Wii game? Good god, the cat is everywhere :-(

ChickenAde's picture

You ARE aware of the Hello

You ARE aware of the Hello Kitty dildo, right?

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I wonder if anyone has ever used a Wiimote as a dildo.

ChickenAde's picture

You forgot about Rule 34:

If it exists, there's porn of it.


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joyfulchicken's picture

Heh, oh right, rule 34

*Runs off to find refrigerator porn*

ChickenAde's picture

If you do find some

If you do find some Refigerator Porn, do share ok? It's for... research. Yeah.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Does this count?

ChickenAde's picture

Good enough.

My scholarly instincts have been satisfied. And I also feel the sudden urge to curl up in the fetal position and question my life.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah

I had nightmares.

carnifex's picture

Strangely, I slept very well last night

Even though the mental image of broccoli raping a turkey is... not... going... away... as... fast... as... I'd... like...
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joyfulchicken's picture

It wasn't rape

It was consensual... and disgusting.

carnifex's picture

Well, I've seen sicker shit on the internet

So I can't say that I was disgusted. However, thinking about broccoli banging turkey all day is a bit... disturbing.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, very disturbing

Meat and veggies shouldn't mix :-(

philos's picture

And we're

Back ladies and gentlemen boys and girls.

Les Kitty's picture

I heard about that one

It's not really a dildo, you know. It's a massage thing. Poor company went bankrupt because people thought it was a dildo.

Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.

ChickenAde's picture

I heard the company that

I heard the company that made the massage vibrator thing (heh) made a killing. Well, until Sanrio heard about it and sued them and bled them dry.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Stupid Sanrio

... always stopping people from having fun.

Les Kitty's picture

Do I really have to tell you why?

ChickenAde's picture

Me wants a Wii. I have

Me wants a Wii. I have nothing remotely intelligent to say.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Intelligence

has very little use on this site.

Who am I

I'm definitely a Cooking Mama. I can chop faster than any Nintendo, I can beat egg whites to stiff peaks with my stylus ( and a wire whisk). And when it comes to repairing dishes.... Do Not Worry.... I Can Fix it.....

joyfulchicken's picture

Yay, finally, another entry

Now we have a grand total of four... some kind of contest this is turning out to be :-|

i'm cooking mama because i

i'm cooking mama because i love love love to cook and i passionate about food!! Ü nyam nyam nyam

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Another cooking mama? I had no idea that it's so popular :-D

Wii rocks!

I played it once, at States, with some cousins who taught me how to play Wii Golf for chrissake just because that Wii thingy needs to have the standard golf stance before it even moves! Strict requirements, I must say.

Well I spanked their balls when we were playing Tennis. That made the Wii much cooler than ever--you know, physical contacts and everything.

What if they release a Wii version of Sims 2? That'd be... crazy.

joyfulchicken's picture

I'm sure that

there's a lazier way to play Wii Golf :-D

I am Lara Croft!

If I were a Wii character, I’d definitely be Lara Croft! Her prowess beauty with charm, and her very strong personality is a classic example of lethal combination. She fights villains with tremendous intensity, but still maintains her grace and poise in the process. I just adore the character so much that I feel I’m becoming her little by little each day! =) As of the moment, she wants to sing her heart out and try playing the Wii at Redbox sooooo bad! =)
Now, who can ever resist making a Lara Croft win? =P

joyfulchicken's picture

Lara Croft likes to sing?

I didn't know that :-D

carnifex's picture

I'd love to be Lara Croft.

She looks hot in shorts and a t-shirt.
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joyfulchicken's picture

She does

Don't know if the outfit would work as well on you though.

neko-chan's picture

Ouhhh...

Can you pass me that paper bag over your head?

carnifex's picture

It has a huge rip near the bottom

I don't think it can contain a lot of puke material.
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Yes,Lara Croft likes to sing and wants to play Wii at Redbox!=P

You'd be surprised to hear her versions of her favorite Whitney Houstons songs.LOL I hope you don't disappoint her. haha =P

joyfulchicken's picture

Lara Craft sings Whitney Houston songs?

She's not as cool as she used to be :-(

Wii Character

This is late but...

I want to be the ball in Wii Sports bowling. I want to hit them pins so bad. I want to score a perfect 200 game. I want to roll into that dark abyss where balls go only to magically reappear on that dispenser thing where you get them balls after... oh, it's not a character?

Hmmm...

Then I want to be that ringmaster person in Carnival Games so people will pay me to play ring toss, shoot the ducks, and whatever... I'll be rich you hear? Rich!!!

joyfulchicken's picture

I would have voted for you

if only you had submitted on time. Unfortunately, the results have already been decided.

Oh well, there's always next time... or maybe not :-P

neko-chan's picture

Really?

Who won?

joyfulchicken's picture

Patience

Results will be announced shortly.

carnifex's picture

Sorry to be a bad ass motherfucker...

...but the perfect bowling game is 300 points.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Right.

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