Chickens watching Survivor: dumbest survivor ever

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 12, 2008 - 6:41am.

Survivor

I'm doing this one earlier than usual because the season finale of Survivor:Micronesia starts in two hours. So let's hurry through this episode.

Erik won the reward challenge, and, in a clumsy attempt to get back on Amanda's good side, he shared his reward with her. That pissed off Natalie, who was pretty much his only ally in the game.

WARNING: spoilers ahead.

All the women wanted Erik gone, but he managed to win the immunity necklace, so it was game over for Natalie... until Cirie came up with a crazy scheme.

Nah, that would never work. No one can possibly be that naive.

No way he would fall for that nonsense, right?

Holy crap! I guess I underestimated Erik's stupidity. That was definitely the dumbest move ever. Why, Erik, why?

So, for the first time in Survivor history, we have an all-female final four. In a few hours, either Amanda or Cirie will win a million dollars, then we'll have a reunion show where everyone gets to laugh at Erik some more. Fun!

Bookmark http://chickenmafia.com/survivor and come watch Survivor with the chickens every week.

Idiot! Idiot!

Submitted by philos on May 12, 2008 - 8:41am.

She didn't even promise necking for the necklace!

I thought about

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.

making a few pearl necklace jokes, but I didn't think too many people would get them, hehe.

I would!

Submitted by Ade (not verified) on May 13, 2008 - 1:11am.

I would!

Damn

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 13, 2008 - 1:41am.

I should have catered to the perverts in my audience.

Just saw the clips

Submitted by philos on May 12, 2008 - 10:21pm.

Yep, he is stupid. Action speaks louder than word my ass. He'd have done better trying to win immunity each time than doing what he did. I'd vote him off just for being a fish-brain. Clearly he's not smart enough to even be called "monkey-boy".

Yeah

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 12, 2008 - 11:34pm.

I guess it's back to scooping ice cream for him.

Erik is NOT the dumbest

Submitted by jack jones (not verified) on May 13, 2008 - 10:06am.

Erik is NOT the dumbest survivor ever, Colby was. Colby won the last immunity and was able to choose the one contestant he sat next to in the final jury. He chose Tina instead of Keith, which ended up costing him 1,000,000 dollars. Had he not chosen her he would have won, they polled the jury and that was what they said. Worse yet he knew that he would win if he didnt choose Tina, but he said he would rather get second place and lose the 1,000,000 dollars than let the other contestant Keith even get second, that was the dumbest survivor move ever, a GAURANTEED 1,000,000 dollars. Erik still would have had to beat three more players to win even if they would have kept him, far from a sure bet. COLBY will always be the dumbest survivor ever.

But Colby's my favorite survivor

Submitted by philos on May 13, 2008 - 1:32pm.

(Probably because Survivor Australia was the only one I followed)

You like losers huh :-P

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 13, 2008 - 1:49pm.

Let's just hope that you don't follow his example if you ever get on Survivor Philippines.

You're right,

Submitted by joyfulchicken on May 13, 2008 - 1:45pm.

Colby made a pretty dumb move there. Lots of people make dumb moves in the game, so it's hard to say who's the dumbest. But that's why we watch, right? Stupid people embarrassing themselves = fun >:)