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joyfulchicken's picture

We've finally reached the end of the season. To celebrate, the remaining survivors decided to free their last chicken.


WARNING: spoilers ahead.

Amanda won the immunity challenge, and Natalie was voted off. So we have our final three... on to the final tribal council, right? Not so fast. We have yet another twist!

After having a final three for the past few seasons, the producers decided to go back to the original final two format. This meant one more immunity challenge.


As expected, Amanda voted Cirie off and took Parvati to the final two. And as expected, she cried rivers while agonizing over this "very hard decision" in front of the jury. They didn't seem impressed.

Let's now take a look at some of the cringeworthy moments from the final tribal council. Natalie came up with possibly the creepiest question ever.


Not to be outdone, Ozzy decided to go all emo. It was truly painful to watch.


Unfortunately for Ozzy, Parvati won 5-3. Amanda only had herself to blame. She didn't learn her lesson from Survivor:China. Just like last time, she went into the final tribal as the favorite but crashed and burned because she annoyed the jury with her sad puppy dog eyes and lame answers. Oh well.

At the reunion show, Jeff Probst asked Ozzy about the status of his cheesy love affair with Amanda.


Heh. For those of you who didn't get the references, Ozzy first poked fun at Jeff's romance with a former Survivor contestant (can't remember her name), then he mocked Denise's sob story from last season's reunion show that turned out to be a big fat lie. I bet Jeff and the producers were furious at Ozzy's comedy routine. I love live television.

Next season, Survivor goes back to Africa. And of course, the chickens will be watching.

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Yay season ends!

Now start posting real hardcore chicken stuff. Go!

carnifex's picture

Oh no

Anything but hardcore chicken stuff. I haven't yet recovered from some hardcore dog and horse stuff I saw on the intertubes a couple of years ago :-|
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joyfulchicken's picture

Not that kind of hardcore chicken stuff :-P

Anyway, thanks for not posting clips.

joyfulchicken's picture

Not a fan

of the Survivor entries huh :-P Sometimes I wonder how many of you actually watch the videos here. Maybe I should do a poll.

I never liked Ozzy.. I liked Amanda though.

Funny you said the chickens will be watching.. =P

joyfulchicken's picture

What's funny

about the chickens watching? :-P

Err,,

just that it sounded like a "we'll be watching" threat.. and that it came from a chicken. i dunno, i'm weird. =P

joyfulchicken's picture

Like Sting's

"I'll be watching you"? Heh.

Now let's have Sting play us out.


and then this... =P

talk about pissed. if you cant read the teleprompter, dont cuss it out. lolz!

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, saw that one

Colbert is the best.

Hilarious Finale

This is one of the most hilarious finale I have ever seen. It was so awkward to see four girls at the FINAL 4. Add to that, that Ozzy moment and that Natalie fuck up. Haha.

Cheers to us! Survivor fanatic bloggers! haha.

joyfulchicken's picture

Nice to know

that there are other people still watching Survivor :-D

I read somewhere that, at the final tribal council, Ozzy asked Parvati to do an interpretive dance that symbolizes their broken friendship. I wonder why the editors decided to cut it out. That could have been hilarious. I feel cheated.

actually the

timbaland/one republic remix is much better than the one republic version.. hehehe

joyfulchicken's picture

If you say so :-P

I wouldn't know.

LOL

Why are you posting unrelated comments? LOLz

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh yeah :-D

That what Dodge does around here... must be the effects of marijuana.

Les Kitty's picture

Apparently, you're a noob

You haven't been here long. It's a place where everyone bullies everyone else and you have to be aggressive if you want to survive.

Case in point: me. I've learned.

joyfulchicken's picture

Come on, it's not that bad

We don't bully newcomers. We let them get comfortable first then... BAM! >:)

Les Kitty's picture

Ooops.

Then I haven't been following the S.O.P.

neko-chan's picture

I don't think

I was bullied. Was I? I don't remember. Hmm...

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I guess we have to bully you more often huh.

neko-chan's picture

Nooo!

I've just sabotaged myself :_(

joyfulchicken's picture

Ha!

Loser :-P

neko-chan's picture

And it's starting already

Everyone, CM is where people get bullied!

carnifex's picture

Actually, they get chickened...

It's chicken mafia, not bull mafia :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Tsk

Now that's just corny :-P

carnifex's picture

Yes.

People here get corned too, I totally forgot :-P
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Les Kitty's picture

Actually, my first time around here,

I was called stupid by Dodge. Was it stupid? Or some other word. I don't remember. Chicky?

philos's picture

I just saw the Timbaland rendition

And I have to disagree. It's too emo for me.

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Dodge is emo.

Les Kitty's picture

It's time for killing people for the clumsy nurse?

Harsh much?

joyfulchicken's picture

If she regularly

drops surgical instruments like that during operations, my harshness would be justified.

philos's picture

To quote

"...you really can't move, if you move, somebody gets hurt" and apparently, she can't really not move, so there you go :p

neko-chan's picture

Wow that question to Parvati

completely weird. Look at Jeff's face. Haha.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

Natalie must have been drinking before tribal council.

RELATED COMMENT

Im probably one of the few people who watched this season - and by "watch this season" I mean downloading the last two episodes on torrent.

Poverty sure bounced back. She was a total dumb ass in her original season - Cook Islands (?). She's one of the few players who played better in their second season.

Here are the list of players who played worse:
- RUPERT BONEHAM - from aquaman to bearded loser
- LEX - Ok, I'll vote out Ethan - my trusted friend and ally --- because I'm a strategic player!
- KATHY (S4)
- Heck, almost everyone in All Stars except Mariano and Amber.

joyfulchicken's picture

You should join

Survivor Philippines :-P

It's frustrating to see people not learning from their past mistakes. In particular, Amanda would have won if she had learned to talk a better game the second time around.

Les Kitty's picture

UNRELATED COMMENT

When you say All Stars, you mean DotA All Stars? Heh.

Lame.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yikes

That's pretty corny even by your standards :-(

Well, she's a perfect girl...

FOR OZZY!!! The other retard who can't talk a smart game. LOL

Amanda was so idiotically shallow (pun intended) during the Final Tribal Council. What the hell was she thinking?!

POVERTY totally had the performance of her life.

I think the producers wanted Cirie in the final 2. That challenge was made so that Cirie could easily win it.

joyfulchicken's picture

Good thing

Cirie didn't make it... more screen time for the hotties. Yay!

I guess I'm shallow too.

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