Chickens have feelings too
I dreamed this morning around past 7:00AM (GMT+8:00) that the girl I like asked me to buy her 10 sticks of cigarette. I don't know why it had to be 10 plus she told me that she already quit smoking. Could it be that I am projecting myself? Maybe I want to smoke 10 sticks of cigarette? I must be hanging around with catinamosh too much.
Anyway, back to the dream, I wouldn't agree to buy her the cigarettes. So she told me that she loves me. I immediately felt like a little girl about to pee in her panties. Wait, this is a good thing! Am I describing the emotion properly? Okay, let's rephrase that... I felt butterflies in my tummy.
So I held her hand. But my right hand was extraordinarily callous! It must be because of playing too much badminton. But I didn't care. I held her hand, I was smiling in my sleep. I was smiling when I woke up. Then the truth sank in. It was all just a dream.
I felt sad. It felt so real. I wish she had the exact same dream.
Hmmm....
So you're blaming me for your smoking? :P
If she had the same dream, she woke up with wet panties. That'd be bad!
What?
You woke up with wet panties? Are those part of your regular nightwear?
Maybe
Chinesemafia is wearing a thong to sleep, heh!
Smells and feels like Oprah
With this type of blogs, we're slowly "Oprahzing", or is it "Oprahluting", or maybe "Oprahing".
Not really
If this is Oprah, instead of 10 sticks of cigarettes, it would have been 10 sticks of ham.
Or
10 buckets of chicken!
What the?!?!
I just noticed you only comment on blogs like these... You watch Oprah every night, don't you?
No Oprah
I don't watch Oprah. But it seems I have an attraction to these type of topics. Maybe subconsciously I like to watch Oprah, but watch Conan instead.
Uh huh
Because Oprah and Conan are so alike?
What the?
You used Conan and Oprah in the same sentence... They're in the opposite sides of the spectrum. Well, not really... If Conan was blonde, that statement will be completely true!
this is so blog!
i like this blog...this is so true...
Yes
It's also true that chinesemafia wets his panties sometimes.
Apparently
Dreams and wet panties get a lot of comments... Are all our readers female???
wet men....
its normal for men to wet his pants especially when its rainy season and its cold....
So
chinesemafia is normal after all. That's good news.
Hmmm...
So I'm not normal. I haven't wet my pants for a long time...
Is it a euphemism
When you say you wet your panties, is it a euphemism for something else? Guys sometimes wet their pants while they sleep, but not too wet, if you get where i'm getting at. =)
This was no wet dream...
It was a clean dream. The kind where you wish you can just live inside it instead. I've always noticed that if I dream about someone I like, there are no acts of lasciviousness involved. They're usually romantic, full of walks in the park, holding hands, kissing in the rain... *sigh*
Oprah alert! Oprah alert!
Oprah alert! Oprah alert!
Fuck!
I want to write something insulting about this but right now my brain is telling me, "Uhm... fuck it!"
just say it...
WET DREAMS...
we are old enough already for this stuffs...
piggy is even talking about sex...
ArsenaL
is a repressed Catholic boy, so maybe he isn't ready to talk openly about adult topics yet. Except Oprah. He seems to have a strange fascination with Oprah.
Maybe
He wants to talk about his problems with Oprah...
Or maybe
jump up and down on Oprah's couch.
Like a
fucking monkey...
ok ok
i dnt wear underwear
Thanks
for letting all of us know about that.
Too much information
You don't have to tell us these things...
its ok
i let it all "hang out"
lol
no more dirty laundry
You sure let it all hang out
both literally and figuratively.
yes
i am literate :P
tank you
"Fucking monkey"?
You misspelled "Tom Cruise" :-P
Oh...
I apologize. My keyboard must be broken...
i am so handsome i look like
i am so handsome i look like
tom cruises toe
YAY!
This blog now holds the most comments in Chicken Mafia! =D Thank you for all your support. But I still wish all that wasn't just a dream... *sigh*
What the fuck!
You're a comment whore!
Looks like
you went after the "Oprah fans" demographic.
What about
Dr Phil(os)? Not as popular I see...
Yey!
More Oprah references! We just can't get enough of those!
...
*sigh*
*sigh*
truly...
dreams
god bless the girl who'll gets you. In case you'll meet her, try to hold her heart with both hands.
Wow!
This blog is still alive! You've created a monster!
Still alive
Just like the feeling I have in my heart.. It's her birthday today...
*romantico
what did this girl do to you? you sound so into her. does she know about your feelings? Goodluck chinesemafia!
I don't think so..
I don't think she knows.. Someone (anonymous if I remember correctly) gave her flowers on her birthday and she was sooooo happy. I could hear the excitement in her voice.
Then a "friend" took her out to a fine dinner the same day and she sounded happy.
If only I wasn't hundreds(?) of miles away... *sigh*
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