Celebrity tit bits

Hilary Duff is househunting for an apartment in New York City. The 17 year old apparently brought an entourage with her, stayed for 25 minutes and asked the superintendent a few questions.

I suppose when you are 17 your questions would be some of the following:

"Where's like the nearest McDonald's?"

"Is there like a shopping mall nearby?"

"Where is a good like liquor store that might sell me some like alcohol if I pass them fifty bucks?"

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Hilary Duff told Jane magazine she's getting sick of people making comments about her teeth, saying she had veneers put in because poor health as a child created the weak teeth she's been plagued with as an adult. "My teeth aren't the strongest, and I kept chipping them on the microphone."

Ok, I am not a professional singer and have been known to love my karoake but, someone explain to me, HOW DO YOU CHIP YOUR TEETH ON A MICROPHONE?

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Not only does Jessica Simpson want to adopt a child from a third world country, she also wants to convert the children to christianity. Jessica says her family visited orphans when she was a child and she always wanted to adopt.

This is the HIP thing in Hollywood right now. I hope Jessica knows a baby is not like a Louis Vitton purse. You don't just get one cuz everyone else has one. It's not a show piece and more importantly, you can't just return it when it doesn't suit you anymore!

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More addiction woes... Rapper Eminem is being treated in hospital for addiction to sleeping pills, his publicist revealed. The singer abruptly cancelled his European tour earlier this week blaming exhaustion.

I guess he got tired from taking all those pills.

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Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin hates the fact he was 22 years old before he lost his virginity and blames his teachers and parents for not teaching him about sex sooner.

He thinks he is bitter.... How does he think poor wife Gwyneth Paltrow feels? And further more why the fuck would you tell this information to the media?