Blind faith and stinking miracles
Religious nutjobs seem to come crawling out of the woodwork every Holy Week. In this country, some devotees like to nail themselves to crosses or whip themselves on the back until they bleed. The head of the Department of Health even had to issue a warning about how using dirty whips can lead to tetanus. Well, duh.
Of course, we don't have a monopoly on this retarded brand of Christianity. A few weeks ago in India, rumors spread that an image of the Virgin Mary was miraculously appearing on the sun--yes, that big bright shiny thing in the sky. So some smart people gathered around and started gazing at the sun to get a glimpse of the miracle, and... over 50 of them lost their sight. That sure gives a fresh new meaning to the term "blind faith" huh.
Not to be outdone by his mother, Jesus also appears to his faithful followers from time to time, often in the most unexpected places.
Happy Holy Week :-P
Hey...
this post is new! No wonder there are no comments. I guess nobody would understand what I'm saying other than JC. Anyway, the shit looks like him and I think it's fake. That fella just wanna sell T-shirts.
And the blind faith...good one hahahah!
I'm not sure
I understand what you're saying :-P
You can't know if shit stain is fake or not, but you just have to believe. That's what faith is all about >:)
did they really lose their sights?
that's not faith, stupidity is all it is. why would you keep staring when your eyes are already burning. jeez
What?
Stop staring? And miss the miracle? Now that's crazy talk! >:(
oooohh
i completely missed the point there. lol
^^ angry chicken going crazy
Now that you understand,
go stare at the sun. Yay!
so that's why jesus hasn't
so that's why jesus hasn't been answering my prayers. he's been busy drawing pictures of himself in random toilet bowls. Grow up Jesus
Jesus apparently had
a bad case of explosive diarrhea. Maybe he should eat more veggies.
You are evil and you are
You are evil and you are going to hell.
Hell isn't so bad
That's where all the smart and cool people are going.
and i heard it's not even
and i heard it's not even that hot!
Yeah
You'll get used to the heat after a few hundred thousand years.
Lolz!
In my first year here in the US, I thought they had the Holy week off as well.
Those heathens...
no respect for Jesus at all, tsk.
I find it very disturbing
I find it very disturbing that christians are euphoric at the thought of jesus coming. Eeew. Pervs!
Hahaha
Good one. That's your official Easter message huh.
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