Black poop
I had lunch at The Old Spaghetti House yesterday. I wanted to try something different, so I ordered their squid ink pasta. It tasted pretty good, but the ink turned my lips and teeth black. And it was ridiculously hard to wipe off. Note to self: never order squid ink pasta on a date.
Anyway, the story got interesting this morning when I pooped. Yup, you guessed it... my poop came out black.
For a moment, I panicked. Holy shit! Why is my poop black? Then I remembered. Oh, right, squid ink. Heh. After a while, I started thinking. What is squid ink anyway? Is it squid poop? Did I actually pay money to have squid diarrhea drizzled on my pasta? I know that I can easily find the answer to that on Google, but nah, I don't think I want to know.
I wish that I can show you what my poop looked like. Unfortunately, I flushed it before I thought of taking a picture. What? You don't want to see it? Why?
I got a bit confused
were you on a date?!
Nope
Thankfully. Black lips and black teeth don't look too good.
Why?
Goth girls would love you.
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Hmm, good point
For the black lips at least. I'm not so sure about black teeth though.
RE: Squid Ink (a.k.a. Sepia)
Apparently, squid ink is just a secretion that is melanin heavy. Melanin gives color to the skin, Blacks have more Melanin than Caucasian, and Albinos virtually have none. It gives it off when it's threathened, just like the way you threathened it when you decided to munch it Italian style.
Still doesn't prove that
it's not squid poop.
Hey, some people poop in their pants when threatened. How do you know that a squid doesn't behave the same way?
Hey...
...I thought people pee in their pants when threatened? Can they really poop poop more easily than peeing pee?
I'm not sure,
but poop is a lot more dramatic than pee... not to mention funnier :-P
Funnier?
Hmm... *envisions the difference*
You may be right.
Good
Understanding the comedic value of poop is the first step towards appreciating lowbrow toilet humor.
Actually...
I'd like "below-the-belt toilet humor" better.
Talking about pissing and pooping...
You can actually piss yourself off by extreme excitement or fear because your body needs to void everything to concentrate on the task at hand.
Hahaha
The only thing funnier than that is crapping your pants.
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