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Ahoy, mateys! T'day be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I be bloggarin' like a pirate. Arrr!

Yesterday, me and me buxom beauty boarded a Red Ribbon ship and raided a merry feast hosted by t'fearsome Cap'n NomNom.


Arrr!!!

The grub was delightful, but the best part of the feast was the strange cake--a curious mix of moist chiffon and white chocolate flakes topped with luscious cherries. Arrr! They said it be their new White Forest cake.


Arrr!!!

I say it be t'albino cousin o' t'Black Forest cake. O' course, we pillaged t'cakes like good hungry pirates. It be yummy. Wait, do pirates say "yummy"? Arrr! Talkin' like a pirate be harrrd.

Anyway, all ye pirates can purchase yer own White Forest cakes on various ships o' t'Red Ribbon fleet docked around t'Philippine Islands. A big one costs 560 silver coins; a small one costs 335.

If ye be lazy land lubber, ye can dial 8-7777 on yer fancy-pants talkin' machine and have yer grub delivered t'yer door.

I'm shovin' now, mateys. Arrr!

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lizzeh's picture

Man, writing an entry in

Man, writing an entry in pirate speak was *hard*.

Good job, pirate cap'n! :D

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joyfulchicken's picture

Thanks,

me buxom beauty :-D

ARRR!

that White Forest Cake looks like a winner. I can't talk like a pirate though. =P

joyfulchicken's picture

It's okay

Talk Like a Pirate Day is over... at least in this timezone.

so

talk like a pirate day is true? there was also this event in the online role playing game i play. but i did not do it because like your post, i did not anything. LOL

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

It's the best holiday ever!

philos's picture

Best holiday ever

That still requires you to go to work.

philos's picture

Sure was a winner!

Much better than Black Forest IMHO.

joyfulchicken's picture

Black Forest is a classic

I wouldn't say this one is much better. But it's different enough to be interesting.

ChickenAde's picture

Wait, there's a nomnom club?

Wait, there's a nomnom club? I am SO out of the loop.
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joyfulchicken's picture

I didn't know either

until last week.

neko-chan's picture

OMG

Stop!!! You're choking me with your words!

joyfulchicken's picture

Relax

The day is over :-P

The albino cake

Looks yummy, matey! As Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake." So long as it's free I'm cool with that. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

It was pretty good

I'm sure Marie Antoinette would have approved.

I was laughing while reading

I was laughing while reading this because I was imagining a pirate's voice. Fancy-pants talking machine, haha!

joyfulchicken's picture

Talking like a pirate is fun

Don't miss it next year! :-D

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