Animals are not ours to eat
I'm a vegetarian now.
As I rolled to a stop at a red light on my way home late last night, I looked out the window and saw my old friend Jollibee smiling at me. I suddenly got an intense craving for a nice juicy burger. Of course, being the cruel carnivore that I was, I gave in to the temptation without much thought. The normally annoying drive-through window was surprisingly efficient at that late hour, and 10 minutes later, I was munching on an aptly named Yum burger at home.
But as I sat down to check the latest comments on chickenmafia.com, I was reminded of the naked Alicia Silverstone PETA ad that I posted yesterday. Then I started thinking about all the naked PETA ads that I've seen through the years.
Images of naked vegetarian women swam through my head, and suddenly, I was enlightened. Burgers are disgusting! Just like me, cows have feelings too. Those gentle creatures are friends, not food! I tossed the half-eaten burger in the trash and swore that I would never eat meat again. PETA's relentless awareness raising efforts have finally got to me.
Hahaha! Just kidding. I don't think any of you fell for that anyway. If you did, send me $500 right now, then get in front of a mirror, point, and say, "you're such a gullible fool."
Don't get me wrong. I do believe that animals should have certain rights... such as the right to be delicious. Ha!
I would love to go on a date with a PETA girl. It would be so amusing to slice through a big piece of medium rare steak while she tells me why I really really shouldn't. And who knows, maybe she would take her clothes off to protest my meat-eating. Haha, fun! Someone please set me up? Yay.
I didn't buy it. Go me! I do
I didn't buy it. Go me!
I do believe that animals should have certain rights... such as the right to be delicious.
AMEN!!
But you're bad, really really bad. Too bad I don't know that many vegetarians.
Vegetarians can't do anything to me
I'm an animal. I have rights! Yay!
uh.. no!
last I checked chicken was the most consumed animal in asia. You should put up a civil rights movement.. or a poultry rights movement?
Most consumed animal in Asia?
Hmm, that's plausible. General Tso was in the chicken genocide business way before Colonel Sanders came along.
question..
is jollibee a bee?
Of course he is
Isn't he?
Or maybe he's a pedophile in a bee suit. Hmm, I can't know for sure.
Well, ...
...the girl he humped in a certain video didn't look too childish... Or did she? I don't remember too well :-(
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
You mean this one?
Hmm... not good.
I'm an animal
I'm an animal. I'm delicious. And I'm up for grabs. Anyone who wants to eat me may do so.
Don't Impose
The problem with most vegetarians is that they impose 'vegetarianism' which shouldn't be in the first place.
Man are born omnivorous and we can't really do anything about it. Meat is among our diet and that's an inevitable FACT. It's a prey/predator thing, it's food chain.. it's nature's way.
Kung 'yung mga wild animals nga eh hindi natin kayang pigilan magkainan eh tayo pa kaya?
PETA is just too radical.. it's like they're comparing that a life of an insect is as important as we humans? Don't get me wrong coz I'm all for animal rights too.. telling us to be vegetarians is not in any way, a solution.
-- Lalon
** PS
My apologies, my stupidity caused me to send this comment to your email instead. I know I'm such a dumbass haha! :D
Hmmm...
Actually, men were created as herbivores. Look at our teeth~~ :D They're not as sharp as a dog's teeth, for example, which were made for eating meat. :)
Smile!
Um
We do have sharp canines. Those are definitely useful for tearing meat ;-)
I agree
PETA is the vegetarian Taliban. Those people are scary.
PETA can have Fita crackers
Down with the Vegetarian Taliban!
You know, I really wanted to support PETA. But there are more important things in life that needs attending to. Release zoo-locked animals into the wild? Heck, PETA doesn't know what they are talking about. There are animals that need to be locked up. Just look at Congress.
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Of course, PETA doesn't realize that...
the zoos are pretty much the only places where animals are guaranteed to survive, because humans are destroying wildlife. Right after people figure out a cheap way to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen and carbon, all the forests are going down with all the animals that inhabit them. Actually, everything will go down eventually, and Earth will be a single Megapolis, except for useless Arctic wastelands.
__________
Run to the bedroom
In the suitcase on your left
You'll find my favourite axe!!!
Useless Arctic wastelands?
That's a little harsh. Why do you hate Canada so much? :-P
I was thinking...
...more about the major part of Russia, to be honest :-)
__________
Run to the bedroom
In the suitcase on your left
You'll find my favourite axe!!!
Oh right, I forgot
The Russians own the North Pole.
I have an idea
Why not release all the wild animals into Congress and lock all the doors? Two birds with one stone, yay!
Two birds in one stone?
You must mean the buzzard and the vulture right?
Yay for
confusing animal metaphors?
Hmm, I've never
tasted whale meat. Someone please kill a whale for me. Yay!
You got me. You will recieve $500 over the course of 64.34 years
I love meat. It just... tastes good. So I'm going to eat it, lol.
lol, you're mean! Wanting to torment the poor PETA girls. If Lacey from Rock of Love is any indication (though I'm asuming she's not), those granola girls are confused enough.
Yay! $500!
I'm gonna be rich! :-D
Me me me me
Where do I sign up for the date with Veggie gal??? Eating steak with the hope of her protesting... ho ho ho ho/...
"Ho ho ho ho"? :-D
I know that PETA girls are kinda nutty, but aren't you being a little too harsh? Hehehe :-P
meat, baby!
carnivores, unite!
Yes
Just say no to veggies.
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