All your food are belong to us

I've always suspected that National Bookstore hires illiterate monkeys to stack their shelves. To be fair, I haven't actually seen a monkey in any of their branches. But there's plenty of circumstantial evidence. For instance, I saw The Food and Cooking of Vietnam & Cambodia under the "Philippine Cooking" section yesterday.

Huh? We invaded Vietnam and Cambodia? And we won? When did this happen? I really should watch the news more often.