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I'm not a fan of "street magic". I think David Blaine is a pompous jackass. Criss Angel is not much better, but I must admit that this illusion of his is quite entertaining.


Everyone (and by that I meant everyone on broadband), go watch it now! I'll wait here.


Hmm, what should I do to pass the time while waiting for them to come back? Aha! I think I'll practice this cool coin trick I read about in that "Magic for Retarded Dummies" book. Fun!

Step 1: show the coin to the audience.... Look, audience! A shiny coin! That was easy, heh.

Step 2: pretend to swallow the coin.... Look, audience! I'm swallowing the coin! Ah... yummy... yummy... oops... *gulp* *gag* *choke* damn it! Pretend, joyfulchicken, pretend! Oh well, I guess I'll be shitting metal tomorrow. Crap.

Oh, hi, you're back. Did you enjoy the trick? No, not my coin-swallowing trick--that one still needs a bit of work (and maybe some laxatives too). Of course I'm talking about the Criss Angel pulling-a-woman-apart one. Not bad, huh?

Top that, David Blaine.

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abracada-aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

hey man, that one is spooooky!!!

joyfulchicken's picture

And funny too

All the screaming is hilarious.

philos's picture

Those are some scary ass

Midgets!

joyfulchicken's picture

The top half

is probably just a woman with no legs. Her arms seem too long for a midget.

link dont work :(

link dont work :(

joyfulchicken's picture

There

Problem solved thanks to YouTube :-D

carnifex's picture

Gee that was scary

But I have to agree, the screams are hilarious.

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neko-chan's picture

Stupid connection

is really slow right now. That's why it's stupid. Will come back to watch it if I remember.

neko-chan's picture

OMG!!!

This is freaking crazy!!! Why didn't they show him put her back?? And why is she running away from her legs!?

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe she was running away

because she finally saw how fat her legs are :-D OK, that's mean.

neko-chan's picture

Perhaps you should have

taken out the coin you swallowed this way : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0bK91Icf9s

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

I think I know how he did it, but it's still a nice trick.

neko-chan's picture

How?

Fake skin? The blood looks fake though. Such a deep cut and no oozing blood? That guy must be really fat.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes,

it looks like a fake arm. The lack of blood gives it away.

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