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joyfulchicken's picture

9 Crimes by Damien Rice has been one of my favorite songs since I first heard it on the Tonight Show last year.


I like it even though I don't get the meaning of half the lyrics. Hell, I don't even understand the title. 9 Crimes? Why?

After hearing it again on an episode of Standoff a few weeks ago, I thought I should blog about how much I like that song. So I went to YouTube and found the official music video. I wish I didn't.


What the hell? Sure, it's amusing, but it's totally inappropriate for the mood and style of the song! I decided to turn the blog entry into a rant against how criminally lame the music video is.

But I also noticed a video called How To Play "9 Crimes" By Damien Rice in the related videos section. I took a look at it and told myself "Ha! That's easy!" despite the fact that I haven't touched a piano in over a year. Back in college, I used to play a bit almost every night. And although I was never any good, that tutorial video made playing 9 Crimes look like a piece of cake. Mmm, cake....

So last night, I wiped the dust off my ancient Kawai FS690 keyboard and gave it a go. Disaster ensued. The keys felt strange and unfamiliar beneath my fingers. I kept hitting the wrong notes, apparently pissing off the neighbor's dog so much that it wouldn't stop barking.

After half an hour of frustration, I finally managed to play through the whole song a few times without screwing up too badly. Yay! As a bonus, I got the most relaxing night of sleep I've had in months.

It turned out to be the longest too. I still don't know how it happened, but I didn't wake up until 2:30 PM, almost 10 hours after I went to bed. Missing both breakfast and lunch? Now that's 2 very serious crimes.

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Les Kitty's picture

You didn't even acknowledge

who made you un-lazy. :-P Kidding.

joyfulchicken's picture

What? I'm un-lazy now?

I didn't get the memo :-P

neko-chan's picture

Huh??

Derailing so early in the comments?

joyfulchicken's picture

Why are you surprised?

You must be new here :-P

neko-chan's picture

Hmm

But from the very first comment?!

Les Kitty's picture

I'm trying to start a new trend

Heh.

neko-chan's picture

The hell?

A head!? My god. It's like a pontianak floating around with its intestines hanging.

By the way, the damien rice page, cool.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, intestines hanging?

Now that's something I'd like to see, heh.

neko-chan's picture

I'll pass

You go ahead.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I'm suddenly hungry. Weird.

Les Kitty's picture

Isaw?

For intestines? :-{P

neko-chan's picture

Pontianak's intestines?

Yuck. He isn't afraid of anything at all.

joyfulchicken's picture

I've heard that

the isaw at Les Kitty's school is really good. Never got to tried it though.

Les Kitty's picture

Never got to tried it?

Aw.

And I thought you were a Nazi. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Damn it!

I blame the Jews.

Les Kitty's picture

Hmm... Does juice go well with isaw?

Yay! I learned to rhyme.

joyfulchicken's picture

Sure

As long as it isn't orange juice :-P

Les Kitty's picture

What a strange coincidence

I was thinking the same thing. :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

I'm thinking about food now

Are you thinking about food? I like food. Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

We're supposed to think alike now?

How good :P

so everybody just decided not to comment about the blog, huh?

hey, good idea for a cover. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

That's the way it has been

around here lately :-( I blame marijuana.

Les Kitty's picture

I did comment about the blog entry

You just didn't get it :(

joyfulchicken's picture

What can I say?

I'm slow :-P

Disaster ensued. The keys

Disaster ensued. The keys felt strange and unfamiliar beneath my fingers.

Hmm. that was a little more colorful than how you'd usually describe scenes, JC. you've been reading harree pottar, eh? been drinking the rowling-flavored kool-aid too?

joyfulchicken's picture

I've read the last chapter of book 7

Maybe it has gotten to me :-( Sorry.

You skipped over to the last chapter?

wotda

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes I did

I just wanted to see if Harry dies :-P

Harry didn't die though.. sad.

Last i skipped to the last chapter was Da Vinci code, I've yet to read Harry Potter 7, I got all my info from Wikipedia. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

I don't care what Rowling says

Harry Potter is dead to me. Dead!

philos's picture

He did get married right?

Then he's as good as dead.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

So when are you going to "die"? :-P

carnifex's picture

Has he proposed to Kitty yet?

Why didn't anyone tell me? :-/

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com

joyfulchicken's picture

Yay! Rumors!

You just love stirring up trouble, don't you? :-D

carnifex's picture

Stirring up trouble...

...is my forte :-)

Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight | http://carnifex.blog.com

Les Kitty's picture

I tried to stop him

But you know chickens.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

I don't have enough patience to read one whole book.

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